Dexter is a monster who hides in plain sight, a serial killer who works for the Miami PD as a blood splatter expert, but don't worry, he only kills people who deserve it.

Season One, Episode 7: Most guys like to maybe pretend to have rough sex with a hooker. Maybe tie her up but not really. Not the Ice Truck Killer. He prefers to beat up, tie up and leave for dead the usually sexy Darcy Fowers.

I don't know what's more unbelievable: that a farmer puts a scarecrow up to protect his crops and it's cursed? Or that said farmer gets to screw the hottest woman within four counties of his farm. Watch this movie. Even if it's just to see Darcy cooling off in the sprinkler (also completely unbelievable) it'll be worth it!