|Dona Speir In Fit to Kill|
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Anyone that enjoys B-movies really ought to hold a special place in their hearts for exploitation great Andy Sidaris and his "Lethal Ladies" series of cheese flicks. Fit to Kill is a sequel to 1992's Hard Hunted and it attempts to outdo its predecessor on all fronts, which in a Sidaris movie means more boobs, more guns and more radio controlled machines loaded with explosives.
Never taking itself seriously, the movie's "plot" focuses on the efforts of villain Kane (RJ Moore) to obtain a precious diamond, his being tailed by the covert operatives working behind the scenes at radio station KSXY, and another group of villains that get into the mix also in search of the bounty. Notable as Julie Strain's first starring role in one of Sidaris' movies, she has quite the stunning introduction - the camera ogling her as she does a surnrise Thai Chi workout clad in a rather imaginative (and revealing) bathing suit. Strain isn't the only eye candy of course, as returning cast members from Hard Hunted include Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Cynthia Brimhall, and Ava Cadell. While Speir and Vasquez are relegated to smaller roles this time around, Vasquez - who normally avoids any prolonged nude sequences - has a rather lengthy tumble in the sheets a blonde himbo. And though (very disappointingly) Brimhall is barely featured in the picture, she dons the same dress with the eye-popping neckline that she wore in Guns and manages to show off her heavenly breasts during a photographer's fantasy sequence. Alas, it is Cadell strutting around in barely there lingerie while DJ'ing for KSXY that should earn the highest praise for her gravity-defying shape. A gorgeously proportioned lady, Cadell lets her straps down only briefly during a perfunctory love scene following a fist fight with an enemy operative. Yes, women fight in lingerie in this flick. Yes, it's awesome.
While Carolyn Liu is a new addition who parades around as Kane's (frequently topless) arm candy, also joining the cast this go round, ostensibly for the reason of wading around in a pool topless while taking phone calls, is the delicious Sandra Wild, and her presence along with more explicit love scenes is what puts Fit to Kill one step ahead of the rest of Sidaris' movies. It's a boobtacular the likes of which haven't been made since the mid 90's, and a genre of moviemaking that b-movie enthusiasts should be clamoring for a return. In the 2000's it seems as though Jim Wynorski and Fred Olen Ray have attempted to pick up where Sidaris left off with their shot-on-video cheese-flicks, but the focus is so squarely on sex, and the budgets are so low, that the fun of Sidaris' work is lost.
|Dona Speir In Picasso Trigger|
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With a flourish, Salazar bestows a priceless artwork upon the city of Paris: The Picasso Trigger. Then he steps outside and is killed by a sniper's bullet. But close by, another more subtle art has just been unveiled, an insidious work in progress. Salazar is a master of deception and the assassination is a ruse that sets in motion his real masterpiece: a scheme to blast his enemies to kingdom come.
The story jet-hops from Paris to Texas to Hawaii to Las Vegas. Follow Travis Abilene (General Hospital's Steve Bond), a spy who can't shoot straight, as he attempts to thwart Salazar's plans. Bond is joined by 7 beautiful Playboy Playmates armed with an arsenal of weapons: Dona Speir (March 1984), Hope Marie Carlton (July 1985), Roberta Vasquez (November 1984), Cynthia Brimhall (October 1985), Kym Malin (May 1982), Patty Duffek (May 1984) and Liv Lindeland (Playmate of the Year 1972).
Grab your senses of adventure and humor as anything goes for this the third film from Emmy award winning filmmaker Andy Sidaris' wild action/adventure series (Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Malibu Express). This film features everything from espionage double-crosses to dive-bombing toy planes, exploding boomerangs to rocket-launching leg crutches. Get ready to rumble.
|Dona Speir In Hard Ticket To Hawaii|
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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!