What if I told you that Not-Tell Motel was a shot-for-shot remake of Gus Van Sant's Psycho that amped up the sex ten-fold? Would you say I was lying? Well, though this isn't a shot-for-shot remake, I'm not totally a liar, as yes, this is a softcore Psycho with the part of Norman Bates now played without the mommy issues by softcore/hardcore dilettante Kelle Marie. And handling the Anne Heche/Janet Leigh shower duty? None other than doe-eyed beauty Monique Alexander. Not currently available on DVD, this one is sure to be a curio for softcore fans as it's Just. So. Brazen. Clearly director Rob S. Hunter has balls as big as church bells, but the best part of this insanity is that it largely works and No-Tell Motel is perhaps one of the more engaging erotica offerings in many a year.

Also starring the familiar faces (and other parts) of lovely Justine Jolie, Aimee Sweet, Justine Jolie, Jelena Jensen, Sarah Blake, and fresh-face Ashley Steel who purportedly used part of her salary toward her college education.