| |  | |  | |  | Taimie Hannum Nude In The Witches of Breastwick 2 49 minutes
, 52 seconds of nude videos
Among one of the several Wynorski "Cabin Movies" the director put out in the mid-2000's (usually under the pseudonym HR Blueberry), The Witches of Breastwick 2 has at least one throwback to JW's early 2000's run-and-gun productions, The Bare Wench series. Not familiar with Wynorski's career? The cabin movies (including such stellar titles as Lust Connection, The Breastford Wives and the first Witches of Breastwick) all seem to take place in the same comfy-looking California hill country cabin, feature a variety of unusually ample chested softcore and porn stars, and they don't have all that much plot to speak of. OK. They don't have any plot to speak of.
Here, as in the Bare Wench pictures, you get a chocolate sauce interlude as well as the Wynorski special: topless chicks dancing around a campfire. And if you have a problem with that, then you don't have to watch the movie. If the thought of extremely well-endowed women getting all love crazy for one another in hot-tubs could change your mind, our man Wynorski serves up plenty of that too... once with that previously mentioned chocolate sauce.
At this point, the director isn't even trying to tell a story - he just needs to squeeze 8 or so sex and skin scenes in during his 90-minute run time, and here he gives fans of bouncing boobs plenty to salivate over. As if the trio of Taime Hannum, Tylene Buck and Lexi Lamour weren't enough, the b-movie king drops in the staggering human jugtacular known as Rebecca Love, whose one male/female love scene in this flick is shockingly pneumatic for a lady so amply endowed. Still not enough for you? Rounding out the cast list are the hardworking Antonia Dorian (who seems to have a great time in her girl/girl scene with Hannum) and Demi Delia (wife of porn great Randy Spears). Oh yeah... and for reasons thoroughly unclear, it appears Nicole Sheridan took a half hour off from the shoot from Fred Olen Ray's Genie in a String Bikini to show up in this flick, in full genie costume, for a quick and rigorous exchange with lead character David (played by lucky, lucky actor Frankie Cullen). Hell, even genre vet Nikke Fritz shows up near the end of the picture to smash Cullen's face into her rack, so even though she doesn't show off the goods, the dude still gets some play from almost every chick credited. Nice!
Don't expect too much in the way of laughs, thrills, or interest. Do expect lots and lots of full-frontal nudity and faked orgasms that are often, unfortunately, unheard due to Wynorski's Charles Band-like insistence with scoring the sex scenes with music (here the same thumping brand of techno often heard in his flicks.) Still, it's leaps and bounds better than the nudity in the Bare Wench series, so it's got that going for it... which is nice. |
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| |  | |  | |  | Taimie Hannum Nude In Surrender 39 minutes
, 12 seconds of nude videos
Satisfy your senses
Indulge your desires
Lauren's overwhelming sexual experience with a seductive power leads her on a journey to understand Eros, the Greek god of love and the one power capable of creating the most incredible rapture imaginable. She nearly surrenders to uninhibited sex with a cab driver in an alleyway before coming to her senses and questioning how she lost control. She searches for others who have experienced this unknown force. Is it just a figment of her subconscious desire? See for yourself the lives Eros touches and the passion it awakens.
Starring: Kira Reed, Kim Dawson, Catalina Larranaga, Jamaica Charley, Brandy Davis, Nancy O'Brien, Shyra Deland, Chase Conville, Taimie Hannum and several unknowns |
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|  | |  | |  | Taimie Hannum Nude In Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade 42 minutes
, 54 seconds of nude videos
For centuries, people have sought the Golden Mango of Tantu, a magical idol that has the power to turn any woman into a sex slave. Sexy adventurer Alabama Jones and associates Oklahoma Jones and California Jones are in hot pursuit of the artifact, but find time to doff their clothes, enjoy lesbian lovemaking, and skinny dip while they encounter all sorts of jungle dangers. Katie James (aka Angela Little), Cheyenne Silver, Aria Giovanni, Nikki Nova, Deanna Merryman, Tammie Hannum, Kelle Marie, Amanda Au Clair (aka Shyla), and Sunny Leone, star. 120 min. Standard; Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, Dolby Digital stereo. |
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| |  | |  | |  | Taimie Hannum Nude In Call Girl Wives 42 minutes
, 13 seconds of nude videos
When a movie features porn-stars Shyla, (here billed as Amanda Auclair), Taimie Hannum, and Ashley Long in the leads and was directed by someone under an obvious pseudonym, it's safe to say you shouldn't expect the following: high production values, decent acting, a story of any caliber. Yet when it's a softcore production, the presence of adult entertainers and a masked helmer usually indicates you'll be getting what you came for perhaps in spades, and unless you're a fan of Lifetime or Oxygen TV movies starring Tori Spelling, the title Call Girl Wives will attract people looking for boobs, boffing and bush. In this instance, said audience will be heartily satisfied.
Call Girl Wives is arguably one of the hottest softcore pictures to have hit the scene in recent years, and it does have some nice production value, purportedly having been shot in a mansion formally owned by one Marilyn Monroe. While it follows the recent "porn-without-penetration" trend set by companies like Torchlight Pictures and MRG Entertainment, there's something about the zeal of its performers that sets it above much of its competition. For their parts, Auclair, Hannum and especially Ashley Long, don't just turn up the heat they threaten to burn a hole in the camera and melt the master tapes. Long, with her Christine McVie looks, will no doubt make it an interesting night for any longtime Fleetwood Mac fan, while Auclair and Hannum bring the expected big guns for their scenes. Also along for the ride are blonde Kelle Marie who provides some serious second half steam in a lesbian coupling with Long, and brunette Ashley Blue who takes a break from her usually more ahem strenuous activities to participate here in the kind of training video that would really motivate new hires.
The plot finds our trio of lovelies unsatisfied by their inattentive husbands, and thus looking for gainful employment, resulting in their deployment of their "inner whores." Brittany Andrews shows up looking all hot-and-bothered as the Madam of the call girl agency, but she does little other than press the power button on a remote since apparently part of one's duties at this agency is to create a video document while servicing Johns. Hmmm.
Regardless of plot weaknesses and a head-scratching final ten minutes that plays out like a string of sex vignettes tossed into the salad mixer, Call Girl Wives is energetic, creative and well-produced softcore that's bound to light some fires in DVD players once it's released in the U.S. For now, the fires burn in the U.K. where lucky blokes can understand Ashley Long's dialogue even when it's not consisting of expletives during coitus. Like most singers from Europe when singing in English, pornstars from abroad loose their accents when getting the Holy Hell pumped out of them.
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