Graphic sexual shockfest about a Nazi "medical camp" run by that high-stepping honey, that torture-loving Teutonic titwillow, Ilsa, the Bitch of Buchenwald. Shocking acts of violence and nudity abound! Not for the squeamish! Dyanne Thorne, Sharon Kelly, Jo Jo Deville, Jackie Giroux, Uschi Digard, Donna Young, Rodina Keeler, Maria Marx, Sandy Richman, Nicolle Riddell star.

To say that Uschi Digard is a nudophile icon is like saying that Mt. Everest is tall. Few women before or after her have her "attributes" and pretty much anything she's ever been in is an instant nudophile classic. She is sooooo naked in this movie that we didn't even include all of it, because we would have had to include 88 minutes of a 90 minute movie. Between her and Jennie Lynn, Heaven is just heavenly.

If you've ever wondered about the "mechanisms of the female mind," then check out this bawdy and boisterous softcore romp that explores the secret desires of the fairer sex. As offbeat Professor Jurgen Notafreud presents a series of steamy vignettes, you'll experience an erotic tour of women's top fantasies. Ronnie Scholes, Maria Aronoff, Wendy Cavanaugh, Rene Bond, Gretchen Rudolph, Maria Lutra, Maria Welton, Candy Samples, Shayne, Roxanne Brewer, Serena, Uschi Digard, Dee Dee Levitt star. 87 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital mono; audio commentary; featurette; theatrical trailer.

Ilsa is back--and your VCR will never be the same! She's involved with a devious Arab sheik in the slave trade, kidnapping and torturing the world's most beautiful women. Bizarre and excessive tortures (wild booby-traps, deadly tarantulas and more!). Blonde bombshell Dyanne Thorne will whip you into a frenzy. Also starring Haji, Su Ling, Uschi Digard, Sharon Kelly, Marilyn Joia nd Tanya Boyd.

Unearthed by the grindhouse lovers over at RetroSeduction Cinema, Dirty Pool is an entertaining relic starring American born, Swedish bombshell Uschi Digard as Mary Jane, a naughty nymphette that can't get enough satisfaction from her husband as she's getting too much sunlight! A literal sun goddess, Mary Jane absorbs so much of the sun's energy (while prancing around in a bikini that can barely contain her incredible chest) that she simply cannot get off. Vexed, her husband enlists the help of two sex fiends who stop by and work Uschi into fulfillment.

Clearly, ludicrous in plot and typically poor in production value, Dirty Pool does manage to generate some steam as Uschi and her new female friend Joyce Adams look great. All natural girls with flaws for the world to see, the ladies are attractive in their own early 70's way, and it's interesting to compare how soft-core was presented long ago. Rather than the techno music drenched, silicone infested world set to soft lighting we have now, softcore grindhouse flicks were set to acid jazz, shot in natural lighting and featured non-synch sound and atrocious narration. In all seriousness, if you're looking for unintentional laughter coupled with your T&A, you could not do much better than the hysterical narration provided in Dirty Pool.

As a movie, Dirty Pool is a trifle featuring the large natural breasts of one of cinema's most delectable big bosomed hotties. As a historical document, it's much more interesting as this is a rare gem of a movie presented in near original. It rides shotgun on the DVD release The Buxom Bombshell Collection alongside another rare Uschi Digard flick called Fancy Lady that Dirty Pool outpaces in terms of sexiness despite a shorter running time.

• Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
• Studio: RetroSeduction Cinema
• DVD Release Date: March 21, 2006
• Run Time: 54 minutes
• Production Company: Distribpix Inc.