After being publicly humiliated by talk show host Dr. Dwayne (Darrell Hammond), professional slacker Joel (Fran Kanz) and his two friends (Kenan Thompson and Zachary Levi) embark on a cross-country road trip to Los Angeles in a hand-built wiener wagon to beat down on the doc in person. While dispensing free hot dogs along their journey, the trio encounters all manner of bizarre characters, including a hot sixth-grade teacher (Jenny McCarthy).