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Nude Celebs: Elizabeth Hayden Smith (Grace) - Call it Alien 3000, or call it Unseen Evil 2, because this 2004 direct-to-video Sci-Fi was released under both titles, but either way, call it Bad.
The story is a fairly typical Sci-Fi alien slasher plot: Alien stuck on this planet for 3000 years (or 300...take your pick as the movie mentioned both numbers) is disturbed in his cave as he guards his gold (yeah, that wasn't really explained but he's got a bunch of gold). He's waiting for his friends so they can kill all the earthlings and take over the planet.
When people stumble onto the cave, and predictably find and take the gold, our alien friend kills them. Since he's invisible to our eyesight (naturally), survivors don't know who or what did the killing, only that the killer slashed and beheaded the victims.
Although he got star billing, Lorenzo Lamas was relegated to about 10 minutes of screen time, 5 of which were spent in the front cabin of a helicopter he was co-piloting. The set looked nothing like a helicopter, however, and I suspect it was resurrected from an old submarine movie. For example, all the helicopters I've seen and been in (several) didn't have steering wheels, they had control sticks, but Lorenzo's had a wheel, and a panel of tasty square white lights flashing behind the pilots. It reached a level of lameness you rarely see, even in a B-movie.
Here's a suggestion for you. Watch Elizabeth Hayden Grace's three minutes of boobie-flashing (at the very beginning of the movie, fortunately), then turn this utter trash off and watch some Simpson re-runs.
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