Nude Celebs: Kari Beltzer -

If I make a statement such as "this 2003 mess is probably the worst horror film I've ever seen", you'd expect me to back it up, right? Let me quote the best line in the movie, by Kari Beltzer's character, Debra: "She's such a stuck-up bitch. I bet she takes dick up every hole".

That line pretty much sets the tone for the movie, but don't get the impression this R-rated pile of garbage has a lot of sexy stuff, because there's no real sex, and the nudity is basically just an effort to ease the pain. I love B-movie horror, but this gets an F for worse-than-high-school-drama-class acting, terrible photography, horrid not-even-good-enough-to-be-called-lame script, etc. It's pure trash.