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Nude Celebs: J.J. North - So it's called Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds. What are you expecting to find? If it's giant naked chicks, then you're mostly right! While the bodacious JJ North is, for the most part, the only actress that spend the bulk of the movie overgrown and topless, she is later joined by Tammy Parks when North starts getting all the attention from the Hugh-Hefner-like skin magnate that's holding a contest as to who is the best centerfold. Somewhere in the mix is all-natural and cute Raelyn Saalman who sunbathes topless when she's not playing a third wheel to the other ladies, and a militant, frightening Nikki Fritz who protects the Hef-facsimile with chainsaws and shotguns.
Obviously this is cheese, layered on think and intentionally dumb as a stump. Still, it's a fun hour-and-a-half of boobs, bad jokes and dunderheaded plot points like a giant lab rat that looks like a midget in a rapid Easter Bunny costume. Fun? Absolutely, but if you expect anything more than what the title promises - well, the fault lies with your expectations and not the moviemakers!
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