A plot-light, boob-heavy take-off on the television phenomenon Baywatch, Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody was later given the completely unfitting title Bikini Academy when it was released as a b-side with a skin-flick called The Good, the Bad and the Beautiful. Regardless of name, it’s a sophomoric time-waster, notable for the fine assets on display by such lovely ladies as Raelyn Saalman, Ashlie Rhey, Tane McClure and Kelli Hoffman, whose Physics-defying physique may be one of the most eye-popping wonders of the natural world.

Saalman owns a small bikini shop, but also for some reason wants to be a life-guard. Her buddy played by Rhey is also a wannabe beach jockey, but also an aspiring actress. Alas, will they be able to beat out calendar-girl and bikini model McClure for the position? Of course it all comes down to a bikini contest, which includes side extras Julia Reay, Heather Jean McKenzie, Shannon Hall and Patcharee Clark. Brainless, but filled with what one would look for in a movie such as this.

• Format: Color, NTSC
• Studio: Retro Media
• DVD Release Date: July 23, 2002