Nude Celebs: Bad Santa Unknowns -

Santa's down and dirty in this 2003 comedy about a thief who works a Santa gig every year so that he can rip off a mall at Christmas. He's a drunken, sex-crazy, foul mouthed jerk who hates kids but loves stealing. His accomplice is a black midget who hates everything including his partner, but also loves stealing.

Things go on the same way every year until an 8 year old kid "attaches himself" to Santa. Despite trying to drive the kid away, our non-hero starts to grow a heart.

This is an extremely funny movie, but be warned....the nudity is brief and the sex is mostly implied, but the language is some of the foulest I've seen in a movie. This guy can't say a sentence without the f word, and that's the tamer part of his vocabulary. :-)

The unrated version on DVD is called Bad(Der) Santa, but I imagine even the R rated version is pretty rank, so if you don't like profanity, you might want to avoid this movie. Since I'm pretty warped anyway, I loved the flick.