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PURCHASE THE DVD: Bite Me! (2004)

Let's face it, Misty Mundae is known for making T&A flicks, usually comedies mocking famous movies such as Planet of the Apes. They are full of nudity and simulated sex, often lesbian, and are a lot of fun. Someone changed the formula for Misty on this one, and it's too bad, because this 2004 so-called horror flick is pure crap, despite surrendering some just-fair topless scenes.

It is actually a comedy/horror, but the horror part is very thin, and the comedy mostly stupid. There also was no sex scenes except one under-the-covers-nothing-showing lesbian encounter, and the nudity is very restrained and pretty much just topless.

The so-called plot is that a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a struggling strip joint by mistake. Along for the ride is a group of insects that apparently have been feeding on the marijuana with some surprising results: they're now huge blood-suckers, and their bite has an interesting side effect. It brings out lesbian tendencies in women. Too bad they underplayed this part way, way too much, as it would have worked nicely if they'd have shown some lesbian action.

The nudity was good enough to clip, but this is pure garbage, and I'd avoid it if I were you. In fact, I almost wish I had.