Nude Celebs: Molinee Dawn - A horror-slasher flick with an identity crisis, Carnage Road: The Legend of Quiltface is goofy fun for those who don’t need their movies to make much sense or care if what they watch has next to nothing in the way of production value. A spastic “maniac-in-the-desert” flick, Carnage Road probably didn’t intend to be a parody of z-grade horror movies, but it certainly acts perfectly as one.

As a “beer and pizza night” movie, you’d be hard pressed to find a better contender than Carnage Road. The story finds a group of photography students riding out into the middle of the desert for a school project. Instead, each winds up falling victim to haphazardly shot chase scenes and fairly bad prosthetic make-up effects. As always, if one isn’t into goofy, zero-budget hack-and-slice pictures, one can treasure the flashy moments from Heidi Harrison and, in particular, a very funny scene featuring Molinee Dawn who tries to reason with “Quiltface” the way she would any other guy.

• Format: Closed-captioned, Color, NTSC
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only.)
• Studio: Brentwood Home Video
• DVD Release Date: July 12, 2005
• Run Time: 325 minutes (includes three other movies on DVD)