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PURCHASE THE DVD: Death to the Supermodels (2005)

Yes, 2005's Death to the Supermodels is really, really, REALLY bad, and I loved it. I loved the stupid jokes, site gags, goofy slapstick, and general silliness. This one definitely fits the so bad it's good category.

The razor-thin plot is that a group of supermodels gather on a deserted island for a shoot. Someone starts killing them off one by one. Who could it be? Who cares?

There's actually not a lot of nudity in this one, but there's bikinis everywhere. The women look great, even though Marcelle Larice sports a huge fake ass, and Brooke Burns has a big crop of hair hanging from each armpit (eeuch). The only downer is that Jaime Pressly, who plays the production assistant, stays mostly clothed.

Remember, it's really bad, horrible in fact. Then watch it, because you'll laugh your ass off, and enjoy the yummy women.

Oh, and a final word about a special feature on the DVD. They did a montage of 3 1/2 minutes consisting of outtakes and bits of the film, and featuring Jaime Pressly. Whoever did it did an exceptional job; it's extremely well edited, with a dynamite song in the background. It's excellent and I included it in the clips.