Nude Celebs: Joyce Adams - Unearthed by the grindhouse lovers over at RetroSeduction Cinema, Dirty Pool is an entertaining relic starring American born, Swedish bombshell Uschi Digard as Mary Jane, a naughty nymphette that can’t get enough satisfaction from her husband as she’s getting too much sunlight! A literal sun goddess, Mary Jane absorbs so much of the sun’s energy (while prancing around in a bikini that can barely contain her incredible chest) that she simply cannot get off. Vexed, her husband enlists the help of two sex fiends who stop by and work Uschi into fulfillment.

Clearly ludicrous in plot and typically poor in production value, Dirty Pool does manage to generate some steam as Uschi and her new female friend Joyce Adams look great. All natural girls with flaws for the world to see, the ladies are attractive in their own early 70’s way, and it’s interesting to compare how soft-core was presented long ago. Rather than the techno music drenched, silicone infested world set to soft lighting we have now, softcore grindhouse flicks were set to acid jazz, shot in natural lighting and featured non-synch sound and atrocious narration. In all seriousness, if you’re looking for unintentional laughter coupled with your T&A, you could not do much better than the hysterical narration featured in Dirty Pool.

As a movie, Dirty Pool is a trifle featuring the large natural breasts of one of cinema’s most delectable big bosomed hotties. As a historical document, it’s much more interesting as this is a rare gem of a movie presented in its near original format. It rides shotgun on the DVD release The Buxom Bombshell Collection alongside another rare Uschi Digard flick called Fancy Lady that Dirty Pool outpaces in terms of sexiness despite a shorter running time.

• Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
• Studio: RetroSeduction Cinema
• DVD Release Date: March 21, 2006
• Run Time: 54 minutes
• Production Company: Distribpix Inc.