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Nude Celebs: Kristin Novak - If you're a producer about to make a cheapie direct-to-video spring break chicks-everywhere-in-various-stages-of-undress flick, I have just one request: PLEASE find someone to shoot it who knows how to focus a camera. These flicks are dumb, lame, and brainless fun, but it's so frustrating that they can never come up with a sharp product. With modern digital video equipment, it's pretty much a no-brainer, which speaks volumes for the guys shooting this stuff.
2003's Malibu Spring Break is typical of this genre (including, unfortunately, not a sharp frame in the whole film): Two friends from Arizona come to Malibu for spring break, stay at Uncle's place, and raise hell and party as Uncle goes out of town.
Tons of scantily clad good looking young women, some nudity, no brains, very little script, just plenty of fun except for the crappy movie quality, even on DVD. I hate to think what the VHS print might look like. It's a shame, because cheap doesn't automatically mean a crappy picture, but in this case.....it does.
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