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PURCHASE THE DVD: Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

From the "so bad it's good" department comes 2002's Play-Mate of the Apes.

Yes, this is a sexplotation take-off on Planet of the Apes and yes, it's loaded with nudity and a total rip-off of the Planet story, and yes, it's also all-lesbian for those that are into that, but it's also hilarious as hell. In fact, I enjoyed it better than the recent Planet remake, just because it's so goofy.

This thing isn't low-budget, it's no-budget. Looks to me like they shared maybe three ape suits among all the actors. I think one of the reasons for all the nudity was so they wouldn't have to buy wardrobes. :-)

Some great dialog in this one, too. "You pressed the 'Do Not Press' button?" asks the commander. "We're all gonna die!" In another scene, an ape talking on the phone says he's going to hang around the ranch alone and "spank the human".

Taken for what it is, there's no way you won't like this one.