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Featured Actress: Nicole Oring - Like Vinyl Dolls, Sapphire Girls gives us an all-girl rock group that spends more time popping out of their clothes than they do popping onto the stage. The similarities end there as Vinyl Dolls satisfied its running time by dealing with the conventional, mundane dramas face by the ladies in the bad. Here the story focuses on the bad-girl exploits of has-been rockers Ruby, (the bountifully-bosomed Mary Carey), Jade (Jodie Moore) and Chrystal (one-timer Elizarah) as they try to stage a comeback with the help of a delusional music producer looking to control the minds of everyone who buys the girls’ album by way of a newly-created potion. What’s delusional about that? It’s not the whole “mind-control” portion of his plan, but rather the fact this character could believe, even for a second, that these girls could craft a song that anyone would ever buy. A gaggle of half-wit ladies more interested in getting tanked and getting banged, the “Sapphire Girls” seem more ready for AA than ASCAP.
The music is atrocious, as is the miming of the music by a cast that clearly knows more about holding the phallus rather than just phallic guitars, bases, etc. That said, Sapphire Girls, while a hard-to-find flick, is quite the bland treasure. There probably was an unedited version of the movie that played on late-night cable once or twice, but the DVD release from Ambrosia Productions offers some rather truncated sex scenes that you’ll curse if you’re looking for the goods. Newcomer “Elizarah” generates a bit of heat in one of her scenes, as does Eight Wonder of the World Mary Carey in a pretty stunning shower coupling. Depending on your love of softcore, Jodie Moore and Nicole Oring, I’d sat tracking this one down could lead to buyer’s remorse.
Also features Monique Dane.
- Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
- Language: English
- Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only)
- Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
- Studio: Ambrosia Productions
- DVD Release Date: October 14, 2003
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