|
Nude Celebs: Beverly Lynne - Retromedia strikes again, but this time only regular players Beverly Lynne and Jay Richardson are along for the ride as fleshmeistro Fred Olen Ray brings bench players Stacy Burke (nee Stacy Berk), Cailey Taylor, Anastasia Pierce and an aging but still good-humored Michelle Bauer. And as far as bench players go, these cast members manage to match the efforts of varsity players Belinda Gavin, Nicole Sheridan, Brooke Taylor and Jassie.
The story is, as custom, dumb as a stump and filled with rather unlikable and boneheaded characters. In order to graduate college, Lynne, Burke and Taylor must start a successful business or turn around a business that’s in a tailspin. Apparently their only gifts are sexual, because despite being warned that prostitution would be unacceptable, they work with a hunky male peer to turn a car wash into… well, it’s pretty clear what happens next.
As always, Jay Richardson is cast as the “bad guy,” but this time he gets to spend some time with Bauer who overacts her way through every scene in charming fashion, but unfortunately shows a little too much skin in a gag late in the movie. Once a looker, it would have been better to leave what’s under Bauer’s sexy business suit to the imagination.
For their part, the girls work fine together and manage a few laughs while turning up the heat. This probably wouldn’t be a great “couples” movie as the brainless story isn’t titillating and is rather completely Alpha-Male-Centric. Additionally, the sex scene running time appears lopsided with girl-on-girl action dominating the male-female pairings.
Also known as The Bikini Escort Company, that version of the movie does not feature the painfully annoying gimmick of “Hypno Vista,” explained as “subliminal seduction” by DVD host Ms. Kim. In fact this is nothing more than single frame messages that blink through scenes, no doubt causing more headaches than hard-ons.
- Format: Closed-captioned, Color, NTSC
- Studio: Image Entertainment
- DVD Release Date: July 6, 2004
- Run Time: 85 minutes
- Production Company: Retromedia
|
