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If you're expecting a well-produced version of Girls Gone Wild, avoid this 2003 Documentary/Reality movie about spring break in Cancun. You'll get only 5 minutes of GGW flashing/hell-raising scenes, sometimes only two or three frames at a time.

The other 85 minutes is a bunch of spoiled-brat teens and post-teens bitching about relationships, each other, and their superficial views on life in general.

One of the spring breakers said in the film, "I just want to see some boobies." Well, guess what, Dude, you're in the wrong film.

The GGW guys got it right: if you want to show spring break, show the flashing boobs, gratuitous sex, and general hell-raising. These producers got it wrong; it's boring as hell except for that aforementioned 5 minutes, scattered all through the film.

If there was ever a case of the best parts of a film being left on the cutting room floor, this film would probably be a prime example. The wet t-shirt contest shown in the last three clips is actually a deleted scene that didn't even make it to the theatres.

The reason I had such a problem with the film is that it's really out of context. Most people on spring break do things that they never have and never will do again. By minimizing the partying and trying to make it about relationships, they really failed to show "The Real Cancun".