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The gimmick of this 2005 horror/thriller is that the cast is composed of ex-Reality TV contestants. It should come natural to them, because there's certainly nothing real (or unrehearsed) about reality TV.

A guy is boffing his fiance's close friend when the fiance interrupts. She's none too pleased, and during the heated and violent argument that ensues, she winds up nose down in the hot tub with her throat cut. Yeah, that's really the plot....I couldn't make this stuff up.

Many months later, our guy rents the beach house out to four friends for the summer. They are, of course, unaware of what took place in the house. Things turn nasty when what appears to be the ghost of the victim turns up with a real bad attitude, and the renters start to become deaders.

I don't watch reality TV. The brief portions of a few shows I've seen were more than enough to convince me that the whole genre is pure crap, and there's nothing realistic about it. Even so, lots of people like it, and for them, it may be enjoyable to watch people who pretended to be in an unscripted contest pretend to be actors. As a horror B-movie, however, it's pretty weak.