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I'm a big fan of Jean-Claude Van Damme, even given that most of his flicks are dumb actioners with poor stories and bad acting, but usually some decent fights. Jean-Claude may have taken one too many kicks to the head, though, because in this 2004 action adventure, he looks really beat up, and that's BEFORE the fighting starts.

Plot is typical: guy's wife and family are killed by a Chinese gang. He finds gang. He kills gang. Wifey is avenged, although J-C is about the only one left alive at the end.

Pure crap, and may be a real disappointment for Van Damme fans. I think, just like with Steven Seagal's newer stuff which has nose-dived into ultra-badness, these guys are just getting a little too old for the ass-kicking action genre.