Nude Celebs: Marne Patterson -

If only they had shot this on film instead of video, we might have a movie of sharp boobies running around the entire movie. As it is, we're stuck with fuzzy, poor-quality boobies, but boobies there are aplenty in this 2003 comedy.

A high school nerd, adopted, suddenly inherits a porn empire from his real parents. This includes a magazine, centerfolds of the month, mansion, the whole works, and worth about a billion dollars. Of course, there's an evil uncle who wants to take it all for himself, and beautiful playthings to rally around and help him keep it. Stir in the nerdy but cute wanna-be-his-sweetheart-but-never-had-the-guts-to-admit-it girl high school newspaper editor to make things even more predictable.

Funny but expected bits, lots of nude boobies from mostly anonymous starlets, shaky acting, easy to anticipate script, and poor direct-to-video photography, make this just a mediocre comedy, but the beautiful women make it worth a watch.