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Nude Celebs: Aliana Love - Essentially an urban Sex and the City but with a lot more "street" than "city," Zane's Sex Chronicles is a curio of late-night cable entertainment. The leads can, for the most part, deliver their lines convincingly. The production value - though a bit too gauzy - is quite good. And the entire vibe of each episode is sexy, but not exploitative. What results is a show with actual characters moving through their (albeit sexy) lives, all woven together by friendship and the writings of a sex-columnist named "Zane" who just happens to be one of the ladies in this group of gals. The one big knock on the show is that the leads are so attractive that their scant nude scenes become frustrating for regular viewers that want the goods, a problem the producers seem to laughably address by bringing Zane's columns to the screen with softcore/hardcore talent that isn't bashful about dropping their kit and riding off into the sunset. The quick bits of harder softcore make the show feel a bit unsure of what direction it wants to go in, but overall this is a decent show for couples that aren't interested in porn, but that might want to watch something a little saucy.
With a title like The Pussy Bandit, one would expect this episode of Zane's to be the male cast of the show walking about with aching jaws while the women are reaching the heights of ecstasy. Yeah, well, one would be wrong. The regular cast of Zane's is downright stingy with the skin - minus Patrice Fisher's quick flashes during an oddly shot love scene and Christina De Rosa's cleavage-bearing outfit - but thankfully there are Zane's fantasy sequences, and here the title comes into play (pun intended.) As two co-eds beckoning the urban-legend of "The Pussy Bandit" by putting up a red light in their dorm rooms, Missy Stone and Aliana Love get a visit from the masked cunning-linguist, and show off a lot of their rather fresh talents in the process. Not one of the show's better hours, but certainly not a wash either.
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