What happens when a school teacher and her friends go to Spring Break? Well, her life is irrevocably damaged by a sleazy camera crew who doctor some footage to make it look like she's having sex. Her fiancé leaves her, she loses her job, she gets stalked and the whole town shuns her.
Odette Yustman is a very pretty lady as you would know if you have watched The Unborn. For one scene in this film, she has a very hard time hiding the pasties on her nipples. And she looks great in a bikini.
Stan Helsing
If you're a fan of the Scary Movie-type spoofs, then you'll know what you're in for with this one. Steve Howey plays Stan Helsing, a movie store clerk who is actually the descendent of Van Helsing. Stan Helsing is the only hope for a small town plagued by the worst of Hollywood's monsters. Your only hope at nudity is the deleted scenes with Holly Eglington, although I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this movie for the simple fact that whenever Diora Baird moves I get a funny feeling in my crotch. Denyc, Ildiko Ferenczi and Desi Lydic round out the rest of the lovelies.
Note: The 3rd & 4th clips of Denyc, Holly Eglington and Ildiko Ferenczi are lesser-quality deleted scenes from the DVD extras.
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Gabriel Byrne and Ben Kingsley play two warring media giants who rack up a body count of friends, lovers and the general public. While this very witty and entertaining movie is light on nudity (Heidi Mark's quick nude-cam scene is all you'll get), it does give you a great glimpses of Jordan Ladd and Mimi Rogers, two of Hollywoods most busty & beautiful actresses of all time.
Night Watcher
Interesting psych-thriller about a girl (Allison Tyler) who's trying to get her life back together after her mother's suicide. Instead, things get progressively worse until everything turns around in a great way for her as she has a woderful scene in a see-through white t-shirt. Oh wait, my life got better when that happened. Her...not so much. Jillian Toby is the beauty in the shower.
Note: I did everything I could to make Allison's shirt as see-through as possible. The lighting on both of these clips is weird, so I gave you two options.
The Scorned
This horror flick was a gimmick from the moment it was conceived by Robert Kubilos, who is best known as a master of softcore Skinimax movies from the late 90's and early 2000's. Kubilos assembled an entire roster of "stars" from such reality shows as "Survivor," "The Amazing Race," "The Apprentice," and "The Real World." E! even aired a TV special about the making of this flick, which is about a woman who is put into a coma after catching her lover with another woman and wreaks her revenge from beyond. The best thing about this is that Kubilos did not forget his roots and got some of the hottest stars of reality to strip down, including Trishelle Cannatella, Jenna Lewis, Tonya Cooley, Trish Schneider, Stacie Jones Upchurch and Erika Landin!
Life On Top: Tied But Not Tied Down
Life On Top. Season One, Episode 5. Sophie (Mary LeGault) can't stop thinking about her night with Avi and wants more. Andre and Bella (Heather Vandeven) grow closer which leaves Cassia (Mia Pressly) out in the cold. Maya (Krista Ayne) and D get into some intense training. More bondage in the gym with Krista in this episode -- you have to see the scene where she is balanced on the ropes while screwing! Also, Mary has a scene that will satisfy you more than it did her and Heather has some fun with food.
Blade The Series: Angels and Demons
Episode 9. After her mother's death, Krista (Jill Wagner) becomes increasingly disconnected from both Marcus and Blade. Blade finds out about the liquid that was taken from Vanessa, while Damek makes his move on Marcus. This episode features a nice look at the naked body of guest star Viviana Dal Cengio, who plays a tasty piece of vampire bait.
Kinky Killers
An increasing number of patients of an unconventional psychiatrist (Beverly Lynne) have been brutally murdered and dumped with tattoos of a religious nature, possibly satanic. As the bodies begin to pile up, more suspects come into the picture, particularly the psychiatrist's lover, who has slept with all of the dead women as a part of his unconventional treatment. And the police are becoming more and more baffled with each new murder.
Plenty of sexy women populate this B-grade thriller and they get plenty naked too.
Emmanuelle in Space: One Last Fling
Back in the 90's, softcore producer Alain Siritzky acquired the rights to the classic Emmanuelle brand and produced a series for European television starring a then unknown Krista Allen as the titular character, who is used by aliens to help them experience human sexuality. When Krista's career took off in her native America, Siritzky sold the series to American cable and then packaged it as a series of seven videos. Krista was not happy and ended up leaving the soap Days of Our Lives, but went on to a role on Baywatch and did a few movies, so she really shouldn't complain.
This is the sixth compilation from the Emmanuelle in Space series and finds Emmanuelle finally happy with her true love, while the aliens get their last tastes of earthly love. This installment also stars Tiendra Demian, Holly Hollywood (as Stacey Mobley), Jennifer Burton, Lori Morrisey, Priscilla Choi and Kimberly Rowe.
Blade The Series: Hunters
Episode 10. Blade and Shen learn that the White Prince, an infamous vampire and serial killer, has made a resurgence and is working out of a Detroit nightclub. Blade has Krista (Jill Wagner) detox after she feeds off of Marcus. And Charlotte makes a deal with Chase. Two nice clips of guest star Lauren Lee Smith in her bra from this episode.
Blade The Series: Turn of the Screw
Episode 8. Lisa Starr, now a vampire, is on the loose and it's up to Blade and Krista (Jill Wagner) to find her and give her the serum. Chase (Jessica Gower) gets in touch with a old flame named Alex, he wants her to leave Marcus. This episode featured the only decent clips of sexy Aussie Jessica, which is quite a shame because, as you'll see, she's got a great ass.
From Dusk Till Dawn
Outrageous horror-action outing, courtesy of director Robert Rodriguez ("Desperado") and screenwriter Quentin Tarantino, stars George Clooney and Tarantino as unbalanced siblings on a Southwest crime spree who take preacher Harvey Keitel and his children hostage. Their odyssey becomes a fight for survival when the sleazy Mexican roadside bar they stop in turns out to be a hangout for vampires. With Salma Hayek, Juliette Lewis, Cheech Marin and Fred Williamson. 108 min.
Underworld-Rise of the Lycans
A prequel to the first two Underworld films, this fantasy explains the origins of the feud between the Vampires and the Lycans. Aided by his secret love, Sonja (Rhona Mitra), courageous Lucian (Michael Sheen) leads the Lycans in battle against brutal Vampire king Viktor (Bill Nighy). Determined to break the king's enslavement of his people, Lucian faces off against the Death Dealer army in a bid for Lycan independence.
The Tuxedo
Mischief
The small town of Nelsonville, Ohio, in the mid-'50s is the setting for some good, mostly clean fun in this spry teen comedy that stars Doug McKeon as a nerdy teen who takes the advice of a slick new kid in town to win the heart of the local beauty. With Kelly Preston, Catherine Mary Stewart, Chris Nash. 97 min.
Tortured
To get to the secretive leader of an extremely powerful crime gang, an FBI agent goes undercover. To get to the leader, he has to do some horrific things like torture an accountant who stole 10 million dollars from the gang. Of course, nothing is what it seems, with both the FBI and the gang. And then there's his increasingly difficult relationship with his girlfriend.
A pretty good thriller with lots of twists, particularly in the last ten minutes. And some side boob from Emmanuelle Chriqui is defintiely worth a look. Just wish she'd show more.
Fracture
Rosamund Pike stars as the one modern Bond woman who I'm still waiting on a decent nude scene from.... I mean she stars as Ryan Gosling's new boss in this great psychological thriller that also features Anthony Hopkins as a genius chianti-drinking serial killer... no wait, I mean as a genius murderer who cleverly orchestrates the murder of his cheating bitch of a wife. Can Ryan crack the case? Will Anthony go down? More importantly, WILL ROSAMUND EVER GET NUDE?
For some reason, they included multiple edits of "the scene" in the extras, so I included them all here.
Paraiso Travel
An excellent Columbian film about a young couple's journey from Columbia to the United States, it also features John Leguizamo in yet another excellent role. But what you'll be most interested in are beauties Angelica Blandon, Ana de la Reguera (of Nacho Libre fame) and Vicky Rueda, who all get naked. Margarita Rosa de Francisco does also, but that's more along the line of crackwhore nudity.
Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica-Season 1
Season 1 of Newlyweds opened America's eyes to the wonders of Nick & Jessica. Sure, we knew their onstage personas, but who could've possibly guessed that Jessica regularly lost games of Tick Tack Toe to the chicken at the Texas State Fair? Or that Nick deserved to be canonized as a saint for putting up with quite possibly one of the most simple-minded characters since Life Goes On (and with all due-respect, Corky really did have Down's Syndrom). So why did I watch? I can give you two reasons, and neither of them are Jessica's eyes.
Dynasty: The Reunion
Dynasty: The Reunion. This video clip is taken from a 1991 Dynasty reunion TV movie, which aired on the ABC Network. Keep in mind these clips are from an old VHS recording, so it's not digital quality. But you've still got to check out Heather Locklear prancing around in lace lingerie and screwing her boyfriend in the first clip, and in the second Heather is in a wet tank top posing in the pool, which must have had very cold water. This is some very rare video so if you are a fan of Heather Locklear then today is your lucky day.
Not Forgotten
This is a strange but thoroughly enjoyable movie. Simon Baker plays a father in a U.S./Mexico bordertown whose daughter gets kidnapped. Seems like a normal guy, except he's got things in his closet that a lifetime of psychotherapy and a Schwarzenegger-like Eraser couldn't deal with. I would have to say that Paz Vega's sweet, sweet ass certainly help make life tolerable for him tho!
A Fish Called Wanda
Probably one of the funniest movies of the late 80s, it brought together Americans Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Kline with ex-Pythons Michael Palin and John Cleese in a hilarious con-job caper. While there's no shortage of laughs, Jamie Lee adds that certain level of hotness that only a woman like her can...and that's with her clothes on!
Fierce Creatures
While it's easy to confuse this movie as a A Fish Called Wanda sequel, the only things that these two movies share are the principle cast members. John Cleese, Michael Palin, Kevin Kline and Jamie Lee Curtis all return, but this time it's for (sometimes) funny hijinks in a zoo. What's the fiercest creature for me? Carey Lowell in lingerie!
After The Sunset
Following an incredibly successful heist, master jewel thief Pierce Brosnan and his beautiful partner/girlfriend Salma Hayek decide to retire and enjoy a quiet life in the Bahamas. But when dogged FBI agent Woody Harrelson becomes convinced that they are planning to steal a famous diamond, the pair is forced into a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Inventive and comedic actioner co-stars Don Cheadle, Chris Penn; look for cameos by Shaquille O'Neal and Karl Malone.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Marvel Comics' first family returns in this action-packed sequel. As Mr. Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd), the Invisible Woman (Jessica Alba), the Human Torch (Chris Evans), and the Thing (Michael Chiklis) square off against the Silver Surfer (voiced by Laurence Fishburne), a mysterious alien who heralds the arrival of the planet-devouring Galactus, they must also stop old foe Dr. Doom's (Julian McMahon) plan to use the Surfer's great power for his own nefarious purposes. With Kerry Washington and Andre Braugher.
Love Is The Drug
An outsider, who has had a crush on a popular girl all through high school, finally attracts her attention in class. She invites him to a party and introduces him to her friends. But what really attracts their attention is that he works in a drug store and has access to the good drugs and this is his way in with them. It all goes well until one of the group dies tragically after binging on drugs the outsider gave him. This causes the people in the group to begin to spin out of control. Especially the outsider, who is struggling to handle his new friendships.
A different take on the high school crush movie that features two very pretty girls in Lizzy Caplan and Jenny Wade and both girls are accidentally caught wearing pasties.
Terminator Salvation
After Skynet has devastated humanity in a nuclear attack, a group of survivors led by John Connor attempt to keep the machines from eliminating mankind. This video clip shows Moon Bloodgood nude and changing in the rain. It is not the best look at her breasts but we definetely get to see them, and she is looking hotter than ever!
Side Effects
After spending a decade working as a drug rep, a successful businesswoman finds herself increasingly bothered by the twisted ethics of the pharmaceutical industry. Fed up with her lucrative but shallow career, she decides to take her new boyfriend's advice and leave her job. But she quickly discovers just how difficult quitting her old life cold turkey can be. Timely comedy stars Katherine Heigl.
The Man Who Loved Women
Burt Reynolds stars in this Blake Edwards comedy based on Francois Truffaut's movie of the same name. The premise is that Burt Reynolds screws everything that moves, including Marilu Henner (who shows a bit of fur if you look carefully) and a young Kim Basinger. Funny in the way that most Blake Edwards comedies are.
Modern Romance
Albert Brooks follows in the footsteps of Woody Allen in casting himself in a role where a schlub of a guy manages to pull a complete out-of-his-league hottie like Kathryn Harrold. Slightly dated thanks to the fact that it's nearly 30 years old, Kathryn Harrold remains hot as hell.
Next Stop, Greenwich Village
Director Paul Mazursky has long had a love affair with New York City and in this 70s film he revisits the Greenwich Village of the 1950s. One of the things I like about this film is how he "visits" Ellen Greene in her period lingerie...that is, until she removes them to reveal a pair of breasts that look good in any age.
Aliens in the Attic
Aliens in the Attic is a very enjoyable comedy; Ashley Tisdale is super cute in a bikini, and she is also a great young actress. Kevin Nealon, of SNL fame, seems to have sharpened his comedic timing and had me laughing out loud several times. All in all a good flick which was missed by the viewing audience. Ashley Tisdale in a bikini!
Descendant
Ethan Poe, an ancestor of Edgar Allan Poe and a famous writer in his own right, is haunted by the long dead Edgar and this begins to affect his behavior. When he comes to a town to promote his new book, he meets another relative of Poe, Ann, and falls for her. But, during his stay in town, the bodies begin to pile up and all evidence points to Ethan. And is Ann the next victim?
Interesting idea using a lot of Poe's own references and featuring Katherine Heigl in a pre-Grey's Anatomy role.
Cougar Town: I Won't Back Down
Season One, Episode 4. Jules (Courteney Cox) accidently tells Grayson he's hot, she tries to get him to admit she is sexy too. Jules uncovers Grayson's weakness. Meanwhile, Ellie feels unattractive after the birth of Stan. And in trying to prove she's sexy Courteney puts on a slinky little dress with her cans hanging out. I'm convinced!
Melrose Place: Windsor
Season One, Episode 7. Having agreed to model for the Anton V designer jeans, Riley (Jessica Lucas) goes to a Malibu Beach photo shoot session with Ella (Katie Cassidy) in tow, and they meet the photographer, who happens to be former Melrose Place resident, Jo Reynolds. Unfortunately, Jo and Riley take an instant dislike to each other because Riley correctly sees Jo as too demanding, abrasive, and mean-spirited like literally everyone else in L.A., while Jo correctly sees Riley as inexperienced and naive to the modeling profession. Jo then tries to provoke a fight with Riley by asking her to pose topless in the shoot to make her get in touch with her emotions.
Thrills: I Was A Rock N Roll Groupie
Episode 11. When Felicia (Lauren Hayes) assigns her an article titled A Day In The Life Of A Rock And Roll Groupie featuring a band she had previously panned, Cheryl (Holly Sampson) gets in the spirit of the task. Aside from great scenes of Lauren and Holly, this episode also features Julie Meadows, Sara Ashlyn and Lindsay Keller.
Life On Top: Girls Night Out
Life On Top. Season One, Episode 6. When Sophie (Mary LeGault) won't go the extra mile to land a client, receptionist Regina (Brandin Rackley) steps in to get the job done. Bella (Heather Vandeven) has another photoshoot and then surprises her beau, Maya (Krista Ayne) deepens her relationship with her trainer and Cassia (Mia Presley) gets it on with the hostess (Karen Fiji). Justine Joli gets naked with Heather during a hot photoshoot sequence and Krista's got another great scene as always, but the gold medal this week goes to guest star Brandin Rackley who's got one of the hottest softcore scenes I have watched in a long time. I needed a cigarette after this one!
Redline
With hopes of advancing her career, an ace driver/aspiring pop star (Nadia Bjorlin) gets caught up in a series of illegal high-stakes drag-racing competitions run by a group of millionaires. But when one of the tycoons threatens her family, she enlists the help of an Iraq War vet to settle the score. Nadia never quite gets naked, but she does run around in a bunch of very hot, skimpy outfits, which is worth the price of admission. Michelle Lenhardt also stars.
Sex Games Cancun: Last Temptation of Hank
Episode 1. A struggling bar owner accepts a job from Cal and Mona (Chloe) Barrish to work at their annual "anything goes" swingers' party in Cancun, Mexico, and goes home still faithful to his wife (Dillan Loren) despite the best attempts of three old "friends". Dillan was two nice, long scenes and Chloe gets in on the action, but sexy hardcore stars Brea Bennett, Cody Milo and Jessica Jammer steal the show in this episode.
Emmanuelle in Space: The Meaning of Love
Back in the 90's, softcore producer Alain Siritzky acquired the rights to the classic Emmanuelle brand and produced a series for European television starring a then unknown Krista Allen as the titular character, who is used by aliens to help them experience human sexuality. When Krista's career took off in her native America, Siritzky sold the series to American cable and then packaged it as a series of seven videos. Krista was not happy and ended up leaving the soap Days of Our Lives, but went on to a role on Baywatch and did a few movies, so she really shouldn't complain.
This final collection in the series is mostly flashback scenes to earlier episodes and some alternate takes of previous love scenes, but it is definitely worth having in your collection if you're an Emmanuelle fan! Also stars Angela Cornell, Debra Beatty, Delphine Pasific, Jennifer Behr, Kristen Knittle, Priscilla Choi and Tiendra Demian.
Cougar Town: You Wreck Me
Season One, Episode 5. Jules (Courteney Cox) hates the day when her ex-husband, Bobby, and Grayson become friends over a golf lesson that she organized to help boost Bobby's self esteem. Meanwhile, Laurie surprises everyone even herself when she takes on a new client to prove her worth to Jules. Courteney pulls up her shirt to show us a rather ordinary looking bra, but it's still worth a look.
Legend Of The Seeker
Legend Of The Seeker Plot: After the mysterious murder of his father, a son's search for answers begins a momentous fight against tyranny. Actual reason for watching? Lots of hot nude girls! Charisma Carpenter is one of these hot girls I speak of. In the first clip the girls fight in a bath tub. In the second clip Charisma Carpenter kisses Tabrett Bethell on the lips. You can tell the girls dont really want to kiss, but some director slipped it in to the script and then they had to do it ..awesome.
Romy and Michele: In the Beginning
Before their high school reunion, Romy and Michele head to Hollywood so that they can be seen with the rich and famous. Their main goals are to find a rich and famous man to sweep them off their a la Pretty Woman, be back-up dancers for Paula Abdul and to get into the most exclusive nightclub in LA at the time, the Ozone. But, they are finding things to be very different and a lot more expensive and it's going to take a lot of pluck to fulfil their LA dreams.
A prequel to the 1997 hit Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, while the film doesn't have the laughs of the original, it does have the fun. Katherine Heigl and Alex Breckenridge are both pretty girls and wear plenty of very interesting outfits. And there's the added bonus of Kelly Brook in a bra.
Original Sin
Nineteenth-century Cuban coffee plantation owner Antonio Banderas is surprised when the plain mail-order bride he sends for from the U.S. turns out to be sexy beauty Angelina Jolie...but not as surprised as he is when, a short time later, his new wife vanishes, along with his fortune. Banderas begins an obsessive search for Jolie, but does he want her back...or want her dead? Based on a Cornell Woolrich novel that also inspired Truffaut's "Mississippi Mermaid," this steamy thriller also stars Thomas Jane, Jack Thompson. 110 min. Standard and Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English 5.1 Surround stereo, French stereo, Spanish stereo; Subtitles: English, French, Spanish.
Sin City
Based on the graphic novels by Frank Miller (who receives co-directing credit), Robert Rodriguez's visually stunning blend of comic book imagery and film noir action focuses on the characters who inhabit the crime-ridden streets of Basin City, including hulking, superhuman anti-hero Marv (Mickey Rourke), photographer-turned-vigilante Dwight (Clive Owen), and disgraced cop Hartigan (Bruce Willis). Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Brittany Murphy, Benicio Del Toro, Nick Stahl, Elijah Wood co-star; features a scene by "special guest director" Quentin Tarantino. 126 min.
Urban Legend
Very well done 1998 slasher film. Lots of recognizeable stars and a good plot with a twisty surprise ending.
A university is haunted by its past as killings which resemble urban legends become a reality.
No nudity, and the blood and gore, while present, is handled as tastefully as a slasher movie can. Definitely a must for slasher fans who may have missed this movie.
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
If you liked Jeremy Piven in PCU, then think of this as that Jeremy Piven, all grown up and selling cars. Very funny movie. Loved every minute of it, but I most enjoyed Will Ferrell's cameo. I now pack a dildo in my backpack whenever I go skydiving, thanks to Will! The lovely women on display include Jordana Spiro, Noureen DeWulf, Ivonnah Erskine, Kristen Schaal and Mary Castro.
Black Mama White Mama
Take the racial tension of "The Defiant Ones," mix in a little "women in prison" tease, and you get this outrageous '70s actioner starring Pam Grier and Margaret Markov as chained-together inmates in a Philippines work camp who escape their captors and join up with revolutionaries in the jungle. With Sid Haig, Lynn Borden; Jonathan Demme co-wrote the story.
On The Edge (1985)
Bruce Dern stars as a middle-aged former amateur runner who tries to recapture his past glories by illegally entering a race. Sexy Pam Grier, Bill Bailey, John Marley, and real-life runner Marty Liquori co-star in this rousing drama.
Bucktown
Returning to his Southern hometown for his brother's funeral, Fred Williamson discovers that the black community is held in a grip of graft and fear by the white police chief. He then forms a gang to clean up the town. Starring Pam Grier.
Girls In Prison
Loosely based on the 1956 drive-in fave of the same name, this satirical tale of caged women tells of an aspiring country singer who comes to California in the 1950s seeking fame, only to wind up in jail for a crime she didn't commit. Anne Heche, Jon Polito, Ione Skye star. Co-written by Sam Fuller, directed by John McNaughton ("Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer"). 82 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital Surround.
Lost And Delirious
Canadian filmmaker Lea Pool's sensitive and erotic coming-of-age drama details the experiences of teenager Mischa Barton, who is sent to live at a posh girls' boarding school after her mother dies. Rooming with rich Jessica Pare and rebellious Piper Perabo, Barton starts to share in her new friends' zest for living, but her discovery of their lesbian relationship threatens to destroy all three girls' lives. Jackie Burroughs also stars. 100 min.
Sheba Baby
Chicago investigator Sheba Shayne returns to her old Kentucky home to help Dad defend his legitimate loan business from mob sharks. Gun-dueling with a .44 Magnum or donning a wet suit to ambush a crimelord's yacht, Pam Grier as Sheba shows why she's queen of the action stars.
Satisfaction: Running Girl
Chloe (Diana Glenn) has a conundrum. She made a promise to quit being a prostitute when her daughter turned 14, but now she's 15 and Chloe is showing no signs of slowing down. Her daughter is starting to show her sexuality causing Chloe to further worry about her damaging secret.
The first episode of the Australian Cable TV show Satisfaction, a show that follows the lives of 6 women who work at a brothel in Melbourne. And as the show is set in a brothel, there is plenty of sex and nudity from all the women.
Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
Based on the best-selling novel by Adele Lang, this slick and sexy comedy stars Jennifer Love Hewitt as a shallow ad exec who will do anything--from crashing parties to adopting a Third World child for tax purposes--to weasel her way into the upper echelons of San Francisco's social elite. With Stefanie von Pfetten, Natassia Malthe, Daniel Roebuck, and Joseph Lawrence. 85 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital stereo; Subtitles: English; photo gallery.
Gia
She was called America's first supermodel, but while her face made her an international celebrity, her insatiable desires--for fame, sex and drugs--led to her downfall. Gorgeous Angelina Jolie is mesmerizing as Philadelphia-born cover girl Gia Carangi, whose meteoric career led to her death in 1986 at the age of 26, in this compelling and provocative biodrama. Faye Dunaway, Elizabeth Mitchell and Mercedes Ruehl also star. 120 min. Standard; Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital Surround, Spanish Dolby Digital mono; Subtitles: English, French, Spanish; biographies; filmographies; photo gallery; scene access.
The Fall Guy
The Fall Guy stars Lee Majors as a The stunt man who moonlights as a bounty hunter, with his sidekick Howie, and the ever sexy Heather Thomas. These scenes are very rare, and I remember seeing them as a kid wishing they would come out on VHS. Back then the best you could hope for is a bikini poster. I had Heather's bikini poster taped to the upper portion of my bunk bed. I was out of wall space plus it gave me two free hands.
Shadowboxer
Philadelphia-based assassins Mikey (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) and Rose (Helen Mirren) place themselves in jeopardy when they spare the life of a mob boss's pregnant wife (Vanessa Ferlito). Taking the young woman into their home, Mikey and Rose attempt to give up their violent careers even as it seems their deadly skills might become their only ticket to redemption. Explosively passionate directing debut from producer Lee Daniels ("Monster's Ball") also stars Macy Gray, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mo'Nique, and Stephen Dorff and Maria Soccor.
Inventing the Abbotts
I could spend a lot of time telling you what a good movie Inventing the Abbotts is. What a great job Billy Crudup, Liv Tyler and Joaquin Phoenix did. How it's gripping from beginning to end. But what you really want to know is, do you get to see Jennifer Connelly naked?!?!?
Yup! Sure do! And MAN does she look good!
A Hole in My Heart
This is as hard a movie to categorize as it is to watch. From what I could follow, it's about a teen who is around while his dad shoots a porn flick. Choppy editing with porn scenes, surgical scenes and horny dolls make it confusing. (I'm not even going to mention the gratuitous use of raw meat.) Thank goodness that Sanna Brading is so cute in that "girl next door who stars in amateur porn" way.
Satisfaction: Mrs. Hyde
Mel (Madeleine West) is a high priced prostitute and a consummate professional. Always in control, there is nothing she can't do. But, a combination of her disintegrating relationship with a businessman and a new client, a famous and very troubled rock star, is about to make things difficult for her.
Hillside Strangler, The
This low budget thriller, a dramatization of the Hillside Strangler killings in 1978, is surprisingly decent, despite the overacting of co-lead Nicholas Turturro as one of the serial killers. C. Thomas Howell does a far better job of turning is character into a relatable person. There's plenty of nudity in this flick, from Brandin Rackley, Kylie Rachel, Jessica Allegra and Natasha Melnick, but be warned that this flick is a hard R and in not for the feint hearted. Also stars Aimee Brooks, Jennifer Tisdale, Geneiere Anderson and Julia Lee.
Life On Top: Down For The Count
Life On Top. Season One, Episode 7. While Andre and Bella (Heather Vandeven) get together, Cassia moves on by hooking up with the receptionist (Karen Fiji) again. Maya (Krista Ayne) goes another round with her trainer and guest star Justine Joli does another photoshoot, this time with Elena Turcu, and then does her very first sex scene. Nice!
Sex Games Cancun: Dorian's Domain
Episode 2. A shy writer easily provides a tongue-tied jock with the romantic lines needed to impress a beautiful woman, but has difficulty finding the right words to woo his own dream girl (Lauren Vitale). This softcore series was a who's who of hardcore actresses moonlighting and this great episode features Lecie Hart, Jamie Huxley, Michelle Lay and Syren.
Satisfaction: Jizz
Heather (Peta Sergeant) and her female partner Ally are desperate for children and have had many failed attempts. It is starting to put a strain on their relationship, even more so when their donor asks for visitation rights for the child, which was not part of the agreement. Meanwhile, Heather decides that she will get pregnant without telling Ally and when Heather becomes pregnant the reaction is not what was expected.
Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon
Ex-kickboxing champion turned sports photographer Max Havoc again finds himself in Guam on a publicity photo shoot. Max's helpful ways land him in the lives of the vacationing sisters Jane (Joanna Krupa) and Christy (Tawney Sablan) Goody who have acquired a rare jade dragon, which belongs to the ruthless Japanese Yakuza who will stop at nothing to get it back. It's up to Max to stop the Yakuza, save the sisters and restore order to the peaceful island. This Canadian flick is VERY low budget, but it does have Joanna and Tawney running around in bikinis for much of the movie, so it's worth watching. Also, check out Carmen Electra's brief cameo.
The L Word: Labyrinth
Season Two, Episode 5. Bette (Jennifer Beals) tries to fix her relationship with Tina (Laurel Holloman), but she gets a rude awakening with some bad news both at home and work. Alice (Leisha Hailey) and Dana (Erin Daneils) try taking their relationship to a different level, Shane (Katherine Moennig) starts her new job as a PA to Veronica Bloom (guest star Camryn Manheim), and Jenny (Mia Kirchner) gets some confidence from her new hairstyle. Leisha and Erin share a couple hot scenes, while Katherine gets some action and stunt women Monique Ganderton shows off her bod in the sexy opening.
Sex Games Cancun: Scents and Sensibility
Episode 3. Budding scientists Dana (Sarah Blake) and Elliot use Cal and Mona's swingers' party to beta test their love potion with unexpected results. This episode features softcore goodness from hardcore stars Blake, Lacie Heart, Aimee Sweet and Jamie Huxley.
Amelie
This international hit from Jean-Pierre Jeunet, co-director of "The City of Lost Children," features Audrey Tautou as the title character, a lonely young waitress at a Parisian cafe whose life is changed when she discovers a box of old photos and toys. After tracking down the owner of the box and helping him reconcile with his son, Amelie sets out to help others living near her. But can she help herself find her own soulmate? With Mathieu Kassovitz, Rufus and Dominique Pinon. 122 min.
Fantastic Four
2005's Fantastic Four will join the list of comics that got the big-screen Hollywood treatment, and barely survived the journey.
Two scientists, two astronauts, and a businessman bankrolling the venture, are on a space station to perform an experiment. Things go wrong and they are exposed to cosmic radiation. Back on earth, they start to exhibit changes to their bodies, and superpowers emerge.
As the scientists work to find a cure, they and the astronauts band together to fight a common enemy, the businessman whose powers he has started using for evil.
Dazzling special effects keep this movie watchable, but the story is not well done, the script is very corny in spots, the character development is very weak, the movie can't decide if it's a serious movie or a comedy, and fans of the comic will probably be disappointed. Even worse, the ending was definitely designed to set up for a sequel, and more of the same would be a shame.
Playing By Heart
A witty, sexy and touching look at the bonds - both romantic and familial - forged and tested by a diverse group of couples in Los Angeles. Writer/director Willard Carroll's comedy/drama boasts a fine ensemble cast that includes Sean Connery and Gena Rowlands as "old marrieds" facing a crisis on their 40th anniversary; Gillian Anderson as a theatre director whose fear of commitment is tested by suitor Jon Stewart; and Angelina Jolie and Ryan Phillippe as club-hopping twentysomethings. With Madeline Stowe, Dennis Quaid, Jay Mohr.
Quills
Geoffrey Rush shines as history's most infamous and literate libertine--the Marquis de Sade--in director Philip Kaufman's adaptation of the Doug Wright play. Set in 19th-century France's infamous Charenton insane asylum, the "speculative drama" chronicles the battle of wills between the sly de Sade, the director/priest trying to reason with him (Joaquin Phoenix), and the conservative doctor (Michael Caine) sent by Napoleon to stop the Marquis' scandalous writings. Kate Winslet co-stars as a laundress who becomes de Sade's confidante and object of desire.
Surprisingly bland, considering the subject matter, not nearly as racy as it could have been. It had its trappy moments and Geoffrey Rush was good, but really it's nothing more than a historical drama, so unless you're into that sort of thing it's probably not for you.
Crash
Taking the phrase "auto-eroticism" to new levels, writer/director David Cronenberg's explicit, controversial adaptation of the J.G. Ballard novel stars James Spader and Holly Hunter as strangers who literally meet by accident, in a highway collision, and subsequently begin an affair that draws them into a sexual subculture of car crash enthusiasts, a world where man and machine, pain and pleasure, and even life and death come together. With Elias Koteas, Rosanna Arquette, Deborah Kara Unger.
Feed
Director Brett Leonard ("Virtuosity") directs this engrossing thriller about an Australian cop investigating cyberporn who stumbles upon an American website devoted to fat fetishes and learns that a serial killer is force-feeding women to death. Travelling to the U.S. to track down the site's creator and prevent any further murders, he is thrust into a deranged world of torture and bizarre sexual desires. Patrick Thompson, Alex O'Loughlin, Gabby Millgate and Rose Ashton star.
Satisfaction: Lauren Rising
Lauren (Alison Whyte) at almost 40, is a newcomer to prostitution and is finding it a lot harder than she expected. She has a customer that treats her like a rag doll and she is having trouble finding what customer's actually want. But, after leaving a marriage where she was dominated (and still is), this change in direction is giving her a new lease of life.
Envy
The Ugly Truth
Humpday
When college buddy Andrew shows up in the middle of the night, it can only mean bad news for Ben and his wife Anna (Alycia Delmore) as he leads them down an all-too-familiar path: husband cancels plans, shows up late, decides he wants to make gay porn with his college buddy. WHAAAT?!?!? You heard right. These two guys decide to make a gay porn together. Wanna know if it actually goes down? Watch the movie. Wanna know what Alycia looks like mounting her man? Click below.
Train
Thora Birch plays an American wrestler (huh? For real? Chicks wrestle now?) traveling with her wrestling squad in Eastern Europe. Along the way they get on the wrong train....and I do mean the WRONG train. This is the train where instead of checking your tickets, they cut out your eyeballs. Thora Birch is stingy with her bubbly bath scene, but there's some unknowns in there who raise the nude count enough to make it fun.
The Man Show
Household Hints From Adult Film Stars! These are real porn stars giving household hints, which is funny, but also sexy as hell! Kylie Ireland paints a house in her summer dress, while standing on a ladder, and the camera is looking up her dress the whole time. Jenna Jameson shows us how to polish a candle stick and that fucker shines like the sun when she is done with it. Serenity and Julia Ann have a pillow fight in their lingerie, while Devon shows us how to eat a banana in outer space. Have fun watching these clips! Sexy and funny are a great combination.
American Virgin
Rob Schneider plays Ed Curtzman, the sleazy impressario of a familiar venture called Girls Go Crazy, Jenna Dewan plays Priscilla White, the young girl who has pledged to remain chaste until her wedding. Unfortunately, Priscilla didn't count on her new college roomate Naz (Brianne Davis), the slut with a heart of gold, who inadvertently introduces Ed and Priscilla. The result is an amusing road movie with a lot of laughs, a lot of boobs (though I coulda used more) and a lot of opportunities for Priscilla to lose her virginity. Also starring Brigette Pechman
Widows
Based on a British novel, this television follows the pats of three widows who are out to avenge the deaths of their husbands who were betrayed and killed during a botched art heist. While it falls way short on the nude scale, Blade's N'Bushe Wright plays a fantastically sexy pole dancer (they ain't strippers if they don't strip) and Rosie Perez is her usual busty self in her bra.
Criminal Ways
Very funny and charming Aussie indie flick about a guy stuck in the 80s who gets hired to help a group of thugs become a successful childrens entertainers. Nick Giannopoulos wrote, directed and starred in this little film that had no nudity (of course) but featured Isla Fisher as a very sexy MILF and Lena Cruz as a crazy golddigger.
Bug
Ashley Judd is a lonely waitress holed up in a decrepit motel who lives in constant fear of her ex-husband (Harry Connick, Jr.). She begins to feel hopeful after starting a romance with war veteran drifter Michael Shannon, who's convinced bugs are infesting his body. Sympathizing, Judd soon believes the same, and thus begins their terrifying mental breakdown into paranoia, in director William Friedkin's tense tale.
Garden State
Following the death of his mother, depressed and emotionally detached twentysomething Andrew returns to his New Jersey home for the first time in nine years. While trying to reconnect with his overbearing father, the young man hangs out with his oddball friend Mark. But when he meets the beautiful Sam, Andrew begins to learn that sometimes you can go home again. Quirky comedy stars Zach Braff (who also wrote and directed), Natalie Portman, Peter Sarsgaard, and Ian Holm.
Goya's Ghosts
Mojave Moon
When nice guy Danny Aiello offers mysterious Angelina Jolie a lift from L.A. to her mother's home in the Mojave Desert, it sets off a chain of bizarre and comical events in this offbeat romantic romp. Anne Archer, Michael Biehn, Alfred Molina also star. 95 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital stereo Surround.
Satisfaction: Truth
Tippi (Bojana Novakovic) is a free spirit and the go-to girl if you want something different. She is about to be tested by a new client who doesn't want sexual favours but, wants Tippi for a whole other reason, one that will devastate her. Meanwhile, Chloe is so desperate to protect her secret profession that she will tell a shocking lie and drive her daughter further away.
Jarhead
1991's Operation Desert Storm is seen through the eyes of a young U.S. Marine sniper (Jake Gyllenhaal) as he and his fellow "jarheads" wait tensely in the sweltering Arabian wastes, hoping for a ground attack that will, at least, relieve their tension. Becky Boxer and Brianne Davis also star in director Sam Mendes' gritty, grunt-level war drama.
Summer's Moon
Cute Ahsley Greene falls into the hands of a twisted serial killer family and then spends the rest of the movie making sure she doesn't show anything too revealing. (I think I may have seen a shadow of a nipple but it might've been dust on the lens.) Also doing their damnedest to keep their skin under wraps were Baraba Niven and Cinthia Burke, who deserves extra credit since her top is cut off of her and she still doesn't slip a nip.
Note: For those of you who like to lighten your own clips, I've included the originals. For the rest of you, I brightened them up as best as I could. They did not spend a lot of their budget on lighting.
Purgatorio
Three different stories depicting the modernization of Mexico form the basis of this movie from south of the border. While it's interesting in how they chose to shoot it (black & white segment, sepia segments, etc.), you're going to love Mexican cutie Ana Claudia Talancon. Also providing some material for your viewing pleasure were Dolores Heredia and Lourdes Reyes. (Lourdes' scene is more see-thru and short, but it teased me enough to include it.)
Skills Like This
A funny indie about a young writer who stumbles into a life of crime, only to find out that being a criminal may be what he's best at. Along the way he drags along his two best friends who do their best to support him in his new calling, but also manages to be distracted by a cute bank teller (Kerry Knuppe). I found Kerry to be distracting as well.
The Limits of Control
Jim Jarmusch takes his show on the road to Spain for yet another odd & intriguing film. In TLOC, Isaach de Bankole plays a mysterious figure working his way through Spain, required to meet with various strangers along the way. Thankfully, one of those strangers is Paz de la Huerta, who is allergic to clothing of any kind!
Hot Line: The Brunch Club
Season Two, Episode 11. Four women of different ages get together for brunch where the conversation turns to sex, fantasies and fidelity. This episode of the late night cable series is imfamous for the appearance of Catherine Bell, who would go on to spend nine years as Lt. Col. Sarah MacKenzie, the hottest thing in a Marine uniform on TV's "JAG." This episode's lesser known beauties include Mimi Cochran and Karen Byers.
The Dog Problem
After spending a year in therapy with no results, struggling writer Solo buys a dog with hopes that it will cheer him up. His troubles multiply like fleas when he encounters a womanizing photographer, a wealthy canine lover and a loan shark who threatens to hold his pet for ransom, and when the pup goes missing, Solo's life really gets wild. Hilarious comedy of errors stars Sarah Shahi, Lynn Collins, Jennifer Carpenter, Joanna Krupa, and Mena Suvari.
Life On Top: First Date
Life On Top. Season One, Episode 8. Sophie's (Mary LeGault) date with Tai ends with a surprising twist. After breaking up with D, Maya (Krista Ayne) goes on the rebound. Bella (Heather Vandeven) develops a new interest. Mary's got another great shower masturbation scene, while Heather gets in on the action while videotaping guest star Angela Davies with her husband. Also, Krista gets some yoga sex and Brandin Rackley is back with another amazing scene!
Blown Away
Nicole Eggert gets between The Coreys and gets very naked in this early 90's HBO thriller. It was right after "Charles In Charge" and before Nicole gether implants and still looked like the girl next door so her getting so naked in this flick was quite a big deal at the time.
Hot Line: Where Were We?
Hot Line. Season Three, Episode 4. A married couple is constantly interrupted as they are trying to conceive. This is one of those rare softcore episode that is actually funny and sweet while being sexy. Bari Buckner is hot, but accessible, like your co-worker's hot wife.
The L Word: Las Grimas de Oro
The L Word. Season Two, Episode 6. Alice (Leisha Hailey) pushes Dana (Erin Daniels) to break up with Tonya, but Dana isn't prepared for when Tonya reveals her own secret. Tina (Laurel Holloman) considers her new attraction to Helena (Rachel Shelley), Kit finally hooks up with Benjamin, and Jenny and Carmen continue to enjoy each other's company. In this episode, a very pregnant Laurel gets some lovin' and Katherine Moennig has an interesting encounter with a flower delivery chick played by Stefanie von Pfetten.
28 Weeks Later
It's been seven months since the zombie plague that devastated Britain in "28 Days Later..." and all is well. Or is it? An infected person manages to enter the U.S. Army-controlled safe zone in London, unleashing an even more dangerous strain of the virus. When all attempts to contain it fail, a small group of survivors is forced to flee for their lives. Robert Carlyle, Rose Byrne, Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau, and Catherine McCormack star.
Scarface
Fantastic movie from director Brian De Palma (Body Heat, The Untouchables) about a Cuban immigrant who rises in the Miami drug trade only to see everything crumble in the end. To call it a remake of the 1930's version doesn't mean much, since they pretty much only share the name. Very violent, lots of drugs, and at the time, Scarface held the record for the number of times "fuck" was said in a movie. My only quibble? F. Murray Abraham and Robert Loggia as Cubans? C'mon!
Libertine, The
A spectacular performance by Johnny Depp highlights this bawdy tale based on the life of John Wilmot, the second Earl of Rochester, whose drinking and debauchery became the stuff of legend in 17th-century England. At the request of King Charles II (John Malkovich), Wilmot returns to London after a rural exile and quickly resumes his lascivious behavior, eventually falling out of favor with the king when he stages a play that soundly lampoons the monarch. With Samantha Morton, Rosamund Pike.
Satisfaction: Family
The girls of 232 are all having family problems. Tippi is coming to terms with finding the father she never knew and he offers her a chance to get out of prostitution. Heather's pregnancy is starting to show and she is having a hard time hiding it from her boss Nat. Lauren's kids want to go to the US and live with their father and his new lover. Also, Mel and Nick, the owner of the brothel, are becoming really close, but he is desperate for her to stop being a high class call-girl.
Blazing Stewardesses
In this sequel to Naughty Stewardesses, our girls move on to a dude ranch and try and help a friend get it off the ground, but unfortunately they leave their nudity behind. The only skin you get in this one is from Carol Bilger.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
My favorite part of this movie was when Matthew McConaughey walks down the snowy street with Tiny Tim (who's dressed in lingerie) on his shoulder, hoping to stop the woman who is supposed to marry his brother...wait...I'm getting my movies mixed up. MM is a womanizer who is visited by 3 ghosts of girlfriends past who show him that if he doesn't change his ways, he'll die lonely and alone and won't win Jennifer Garner back.
Of course, if he doesn't change his ways, he'll keep bedding hotties like Christina Milian, Erin Wyatt and Rachelle Wood. I'll take lonely and alone.
Taking Chances
With a pretty strong cast that includes Justin Long, Rob Corddry and Missi Pyle, this small but charming indie comedy is miles away from what those actors normally are called upon fto do. Maybe that's why they chose Taking Chance, but it makes all the difference.
That being said, this movie could've been called "Taking the Kids to the Pool" and featured Justin Long sitting on the crapper for 90 minutes and I would've been fine with that....AS LONG AS they included the scenes I capped for you of Emmanuelle Chriqui. She makes ANY movie better.
Janky Promoters
Ice Cube and Mike Epps play two morons from Modesto who manage to land a big fish when they get a chance to promote a local Young Jeezy concert. Of course everything goes wrong thanks to their ineptitude, but along the way we're treated to Tamala Jones in bra & panties, Jowharah Jones vacuuming in high heels (and little else) and Kerisse Hutchinson & Tiffany Haddish as two horny maids. Hightlight for me? Tiffany threatening to fuck the tattoos off of Young Jeezy!
Satisfaction: Rubber Dubber
Chloe's daughter is exploring her sexuality, but is doing so in a dangerous online environment. Chloe also receives an unexpected visit from a friend from her former home town. Nick is becoming more obsessive about Mel, now interfering with her appointments. Lauren tells her best friend that she's a prostitute. Because of her pregnancy, Heather has stopped all sex and now only does dominatrix duty. And the look and feel of rubber brings out a side of Nat that we have not seen before.
Reborn
Imagine my surprise when I learned that this movie was a sequel to Machined, which I have not seen. I still enjoyed it for what it was, which is a low-budget, single-set Saw-like movie set in Arizona. This movie is a great example of the proper way to make indie-horror: use your money on getting the actress (in this case, Davina Joy) to take her clothes off! That Davina does so, repeatedly, makes this a much better movie.
Henry & June
In 1931 Paris, Anais Nin meets Henry Miller and his wife June. Intrigued by them both, she begins expanding her sexual horizons with her husband Hugo as well as with Henry and others. June shuttles between Paris and New York trying to find acting jobs while Henry works on his first major work, "Tropic of Cancer," a pseudo-biography of June. Anais and Hugo help finance the book, but June is displeased with Henry's portrayal of her, and Anais and Henry have many arguments about their styles of writing on a backdrop of a Bohemian lifestyle in Paris.
Funny People
Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen star in this movie that is a decided departure from the usual "you know how I know you're gay" stuff that some audiences have found a bit predictable. Sandler plays George Simmons, a comedian who gets a second chance at life when a fatal disease he's contracted goes into remission. Fortunately his health holds up enough for him to bang Nydia McFadden, Nicole Parker and Leslie Mann.
Half Baked
Lots of star cameos and lots of laughs highlight this 1998 pot comedy.
One of a group of pot smoking friends gets busted after accidentally killing a diabetic police horse by feeding him munchies. His bail is a million dollars, and his friends must get him out before gangster Nasty Nate gets to him. They decide to raise the money selling medical grade marijuana that one of the group can get at his job as janitor in a pharmaceutical lab.
The fight scene where the henchwoman's breast pops out is just one example of the craziness in this movie. Totally goofy, and lots of fun.
In the Valley of Elah
When exemplary soldier Mike Deerfield (Jonathan Tucker) goes missing after returning from Iraq, his concerned parents, Hank (Tommy Lee Jones, in an Oscar-nominated role) -- a career officer -- and Joan (Susan Sarandon), hire crack police Detective Emily Sanders (Charlize Theron) to investigate. Director Paul Haggis based the script on actual events reported in Mark Boal's Playboy magazine article. Also starring Frances Fisher, Zoe Kazan.
Butterfly Effect, The
Suppose if you didn't like the way your life was going, you could simply read a journal of a major event in your past, and change everything. That's the premise of this excellent 2004 Sci-Fi. It's been called a time-travel movie, and it is, but it's actually more of a CHANGE time movie.
As a young man grows up, he experiences blackouts. He keeps daily journals to try to fill in the gaps. Then, he discovers that by focusing on a blackout period, he can actually change a disturbing event. What he doesn't count on is the drastic and unpredictable ways it will change his future.
This is an excellent, edge-of-your-seat thriller with tons of twists and turns, and a dynamite and unexpected (and very sad) ending. This is one movie I'm really glad I didn't miss.
Satisfaction: Zipless
The fallout from Chloe telling her daughter that she's a sex worker is abrupt. A regular wants Tippi to take their sexual relationship to dangerous lengths when he asks to have sex with her when she's unconscious. Heather moves in with Lauren making Lauren have strange dreams that involve wanting Heather.
Deathstalker
Richard Hill, Lana Clarkson and Barbi Benton star in Deathstalker. This movie offers everything I want to see on a Sunday afternoon. There are monsters, cool fight scenes, and plenty of nude women. I have always liked these barbarian type movies and this one is no exception. Barbi Benton and Lana Clarkson are very sexy young ladies! Barbi is the helpless maiden and Lana Clarkson is the tough vixen, who even sword fights topless (that is pretty tough). I would really like to know who the Unknown women are but it was impossible to determine from the credits. If anyone knows who the Unknown nude women are, e-mail me and get a free membership!
Deathstalker II
Deathstalker II is a prime example of why Monique Gabrielle is one of the sexiest women ever born. She just has a look about her that is her own, and whatever it is that some women "got" she has got it. In this video, Deathstalker II, I include a few clips of Monique where she is not nude, but she just looks like a million bucks. Don't get me wrong, there is plenty of nudity in this video, but a few of the clips are just Monique and her super hawntess. Maria Socas and the Unknown Belly Dancer look pretty damn good too!
Mermaid
If Gabriel Garcia Marquez grew up in Russia, this would've been a movie that he would've written. Dark, twisted, yet charming in the way that only great pieces of magical realism manage to be. Oh, and there's nudity. Stepping up to the nudity plate are Mariya Shalaeva, Mariya Sokova and Irina Skrinichenko.
Carriers
Real-life brothers Alex & David Pastor wrote and directed this movie about two brothers who are traveling across the plague-filled country while searching for a safe haven. Will they find it before each of their merry band of travelers succumbs one by one to the deadly virus? And will Emily VanKamp and Piper Perabo get naked? (Hint: the answer to the second question is no.)
Screwballs
If Porky's was the first of the teen sex comedies of the early 80s, Screwballs was the first of the avalance that tried to cash in on the same formula. Some were successful, some less so, but for those of us to remember this when it came out, or when it reigned supreme at the video store, you'll always have a special place in your heart for Purity Bush's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Starring co-writer Linda Shayne, Terrea Foster, Jennifer Inch, Linda Speciale, Kim Cayer and Raven De La Croix.
Satisfaction: Paying For It
Tippi has had enough of the freaks that she seems to attract and just wants to have normal sex. And with a self-obsessed, star footballer, she has found that man. Chloe, her partner and her daughter go to therapy, but she thinks she may have slept with the psychiatrist. A confused nun comes into the brothel and wants to experience sex.
Wrong Turn at Tahoe
This is what happens when you have good actors who don't get chances for big studio movies anymore: you get great little straight-to-dvd movies instead. With names like Harvey Keitel, Cuba Gooding Jr., Miguel Ferrer and Leonar Varela, you're bound to get 90 minutes of solid movie that'll keep your attention. If you can get past the blood and guts, you also get a pretty good topless scene from Alex Meneses. (Hint: Get close to the screen and close your right eye.)
National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc
National Lampoon has been hit or misss with a lot of their releases over the last 10 years, and I think that RoboDoc is going to appeal to certain people more than others. With a cast that includes Alan Thicke, Corin Nemec, David "Bud Bundy" Faustino and David DeLuise (with a cameo by Michael Winslow), you could expect it to be funny. What I also would've expected was wall-to-wall gratuitous nudity. That's where RoboDoc falls a little short. But if you add in the very sexy Kristia Knowles (as Fonda Johnsons), Brooke Newton, Andrea Faustino and Kellee Brandise, you won't feel letdown.
Loose Screws
If you feel like this movies seems familiar, it's because it's part of a rich history of Canadian teen comedies that all started with Screwballs. Loose Screws not only continues the tradition, but it's the same director as Screwballs, a lot of the same actresses, and the same attention to gratuitous nudity! In this mid-80s romp you'll see Cynthia Belliveau, Karen Wood, Laura Potter, Annie McAuley, Beth Gondek, Susan Irvine, Stephanie Sulik, CJ Fidler and a host of others.
